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Malificant
Appleton / Green Bay League Rep
Joined: Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:09 pm
Posts: 848
Location: Green Bay
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 Dick Cheney: One step Closer to the Undead it is official. after a surgury last week, Dick Cheney officially has no pulse.
he had a heart pump implanted that makes him continuously circulate blood, but robs him of a pulse.
The Dark Lord Cometh.
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midloo
Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:35 pm
Posts: 1385
Location: Madison, WI
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Re: Dick Cheney: One step Closer to the Undead ha ha ha... Tony... I like you. You are darkly funny.
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Equinox
Kenosha League Rep
Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:37 pm
Posts: 447
Location: Trevor, WI
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Re: Dick Cheney: One step Closer to the Undead Don't worry, I am sure Obama or one of his liberal buddies will come along and steal it.
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midloo
Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:35 pm
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Location: Madison, WI
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Re: Dick Cheney: One step Closer to the Undead Well it would be a good plug to pull... 10 years ago maybe.
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Equinox
Kenosha League Rep
Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:37 pm
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Location: Trevor, WI
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Re: Dick Cheney: One step Closer to the Undead Since pulling the plug would be a form of work, it must be a liberal in charge of it.
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midloo
Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:35 pm
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Location: Madison, WI
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Re: Dick Cheney: One step Closer to the Undead ha ha... well you're a funny guy too... let's not forget that many are the hands who have worked together to flush this joint down the toilet over the last 40 years. And I'm out... this site is about escaping all that bull#$%@.
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ThatRickGuy
Joined: Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:27 pm
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Re: Dick Cheney: One step Closer to the Undead A Woman Is Lost!
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a (Political Party 1 member)."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea
what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a (Political Party 2 member)."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a
large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow now, it's MY fault!
-Rick
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Bhikkhu
Joined: Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:15 pm
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Re: Dick Cheney: One step Closer to the Undead what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
a stick!!!
what? ...seemed appropriate...
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Swissdictator
Joined: Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:06 am
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Re: Dick Cheney: One step Closer to the Undead *start musical number "BLAME CANADA" here*
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